When I was younger, one of my neighbors came over and said he had something important to talk about.
“I have good news,” he said as he waved a piece of paper. “I’ve just signed the neighborhood constitution. It’s going to keep you safe and free. You’re not going to have to worry about a thing, because I’m going to take care of you. Best of all, I’m protecting you against attacks from space aliens.”
I’d never considered the notion that I needed to worry about being attacked by space aliens, but the more I thought about it, well, it seemed like a good idea to have someone protect me from them. And Mr. Madison seemed so sincere, so I figured he must be right.
Not much changed at first. I went on living my life and kept to myself. Every now and then Mr. Madison would tell me that I needed to change something about my house or my yard, but it was no big deal. Mostly I was relieved because the aliens hadn’t attacked.
Mr. Madison couldn’t do all of the protecting and ordering himself, so he deputized members of his family to help out. He only appointed the best, of course, so they had my best interests at heart. That’s what they told me, anyway.

In a vulnerable moment, woman confesses she’s scared to change
FRIDAY FUNNIES
Briefly: Comic perfectly captured what I wrote about this weekend
It took me years to feel the anger I’d repressed since childhood
On National Dog Day, remember how love can change any of us
Every addiction is heart’s effort to fill inner hole that requires love
The love I crave seems beyond horizon, always out of my reach
I’m the common denominator in all of my failed relationships
Is ‘majority rule’ moral even when the majority don’t want freedom?