Since last week’s funnies were all about cats, I’m giving equal time to the dogs today. Of course, the dogs in the audience aren’t likely to hear a word I’m saying, because what we say and what they hear have little to do with one another.
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

If you listen carefully, your heart will tell you what you really need
FRIDAY FUNNIES
X-ray scanners used by TSA banned in Europe over health concerns
Loving a depressed person means holding tightly on trips through hell
Why are you and I forced to pay for free phones for certain folks?
Unless you oppose all coercion, ‘resistance’ claim rings hollow
Double standards seem like the only standards most politicians know
When you’re finally facing death, how many people will love you?