When I first started picking up bits and pieces of their conversation, I thought the elderly man and woman were talking about Christmas parties.
“Martha’s is at 4 but it’s in Cullman,” the woman said. “That wouldn’t give us much time to get back for John’s at 6.”
“I know,” her husband said. “We’ll just have to leave early at Martha’s and maybe be a little late for John. Neither one of them will hold it against us.”
Then I realized they weren’t talking about social plans. They were talking about funerals.

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