Since last week’s funnies were all about cats, I’m giving equal time to the dogs today. Of course, the dogs in the audience aren’t likely to hear a word I’m saying, because what we say and what they hear have little to do with one another.
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

FRIDAY FUNNIES
She took an easy way to escape risk, but she’s left to deal with empty life
Lonely older man finds new life through meeting and loving dogs
Why do presidents and candidates bother to release tax returns?
I don’t know how to amuse you into taking your future seriously
As my path keeps changing, I can now admit my plans are useless
When will you admit that a constitution can’t control state?
This is my private confessional; the truths I write often scare me