When William showed up about 13 years ago, he was an amazingly confident kitten. He had been wandering the neighborhood for days when my ex-wife brought him inside and declared that someone had to take care of this little guy.
He was tiny then, but he was already a lion in his own mind. He walked right up to the older cats in the household and let them know there was a new sheriff in town. His dominant and fearless attitude earned him the name of William — after William the Conqueror.
There’s little he won’t get into. He has talented paws that are especially suited to opening drawers. Since he enjoys finding soft clothes to sleep on, he has a long habit of opening drawers and setting up shop on top of the clothes for a long nap. Here’s an example of his handiwork. He always jumps up and looks innocent after he’s been caught.

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In praise of the weirdos who most people don’t really seem to like
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Heinlein: It’s not just ‘bad luck’ when creative minority is hated
The more I understand humans, the less I really comprehend us
Santa Claus at a loss when Rosie comes to tell him her troubles
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After 50 years of lonely pursuit and disappointment, boy finally gets girl