When I was younger, one of my neighbors came over and said he had something important to talk about.
“I have good news,” he said as he waved a piece of paper. “I’ve just signed the neighborhood constitution. It’s going to keep you safe and free. You’re not going to have to worry about a thing, because I’m going to take care of you. Best of all, I’m protecting you against attacks from space aliens.”
I’d never considered the notion that I needed to worry about being attacked by space aliens, but the more I thought about it, well, it seemed like a good idea to have someone protect me from them. And Mr. Madison seemed so sincere, so I figured he must be right.
Not much changed at first. I went on living my life and kept to myself. Every now and then Mr. Madison would tell me that I needed to change something about my house or my yard, but it was no big deal. Mostly I was relieved because the aliens hadn’t attacked.
Mr. Madison couldn’t do all of the protecting and ordering himself, so he deputized members of his family to help out. He only appointed the best, of course, so they had my best interests at heart. That’s what they told me, anyway.

After last month’s weight freakout, something’s shifted in my attitude
I don’t regret my choices, but I do lament choices he refused to make
If you must be ‘good enough,’ you’ll never start to be yourself
In the name of ‘fairness,’ everyone forced to pay for expensive chair lifts
Defense mechanism led me to repress unacceptable emotions
Want to feel happier, healthier? Try cutting back on deception
Until we experience awakening, we’re blind to truth in our hearts
Overconfidence in financial models will lead to ruin in coming collapse
Constant quest for perfection leaves us confused and paralyzed