Unless you were hiding under a rock this week, you probably heard that a celebrity died last weekend. Here’s a template for generic celebrity death coverage.
Although he’s not technically dead — or is a wooden boy alive in the first place — Pinnochio might as well be dead when it comes to dating. Every time he tries to talk to girls online, this keeps happening.
Some people have better luck finding friends when they’re younger, even if the friends sometimes are imaginary. (If you don’t get this one, ask the nearest math geek to explain it to you.)
If you read some books about success and hear some successful people talk about how they became successful, you’ll come to the conclusion that it’s a straight line from great idea to success. This is a much more realistic view.
Thanks to extensive new archeological evidence, we now know the true purpose of Stonehenge.