Since last week’s funnies were all about cats, I’m giving equal time to the dogs today. Of course, the dogs in the audience aren’t likely to hear a word I’m saying, because what we say and what they hear have little to do with one another.
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

If you need vacation from spouse, maybe you married wrong person
Don’t be so quick to walk away; you might be close to success
Why do we accept ‘one size fits all’ rules that force us to fight each other?
What is your measure of success? For me, meaning keeps changing
Beauty and love are all around us if our eyes and hearts are open to them
We can’t trade away gun rights and believe it’ll give kids perfect safety
Fear of Big Brother: What good are rights if you’re afraid to use them?
Instinctive desire to ‘do something’ almost always leads to bad policy
Best way to fight terror? Turn off your TV and get back to real life