If you’re allergic to bad grammar and poor word usage, you have to be very careful who you hang out with, because it can be dangerous. (In fairness, though, I should point out that there’s a missing comma in the last frame, but maybe the victim is too sick to realize it.)
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

The more I see of death, the more determined I am to live life fully
Why do we stay in prison when there’s no lock holding us there?
It took me years to feel the anger I’d repressed since childhood
Ron Paul asks 31 tough questions that our politicians won’t answer
The Cain Train becomes train wreck when candidate has to think on feet
People with healthy self-esteem don’t fear what others might see
KKK-loving newspaper owner has always been a nut; this isn’t news
Is Herman Cain guilty of sexual misconduct? I wouldn’t be surprised