Since last week’s funnies were all about cats, I’m giving equal time to the dogs today. Of course, the dogs in the audience aren’t likely to hear a word I’m saying, because what we say and what they hear have little to do with one another.
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

Our life choices dictate who will be there when it’s our time to die
Christmas stands for quiet truths: love, faith, community and family
In spite of the ridiculous imagery, I still want to rescue my princess
Nature’s renewal and growth boost my hope for my own life each year
As the gods of this world die off, we face a profound crisis of faith
Why are U.S. troops going into Uganda to take sides in a civil war?
Why are we uncomfortable when other people aren’t much like us?
Self-disclosure of flaws is how I stop myself from deceiving you