Mr. James Comey
Director
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Washington, D.C.
Dear Mr. Comey:
It was with great interest that I read your comments to reporters on Thursday attacking Apple and Google for their recent moves to increase my privacy from your snooping eyes. According to news reports, you said, “I am a huge believer in the rule of law, but I am also a believer that no one in this country is beyond the law. What concerns me about this is companies marketing something expressly to allow people to place themselves above the law.”
You are upset that Apple announced it will no longer unlock devices such as iPhones and iPads for government agencies. The company has taken steps to make sure it doesn’t even have the technical capability of complying with orders to unlock iOS devices, and a statement from Apple CEO Tim Cook was very direct about the company’s desire to protect the privacy of its users.
Google quickly followed suit and said it would start turning on encryption by default, too. You don’t seem to like this, Mr. Comey. And your spin was pretty interesting. You went for the oldest trick in the book. You said your concern was all about the children. That was hilarious. Here’s what you said, according to the reporters who were there:

If you beg someone to make you his priority, you hurt yourself
No matter where I might ever live, the South will always be my home
In the name of ‘fairness,’ everyone forced to pay for expensive chair lifts
When politicians insist the ‘war on drugs’ is working, they’re just following majoritarian incentives
Our choices determine whether we die alone or surrounded by love
You’ve been lied to: Freedom and democracy are different things
‘You cannot love in moderation’; lukewarm love’s worse than none
Loving heart, willing spirit can turn burdens of parenting into happiness