At Occupy Wall Street, protesters have been saying that those with more money should be required to “share” with them. But after weeks of homeless freeloaders “sharing” in the free meals prepared by the protesters, the socialist utopia is already a bit shaky.
Volunteers have been preparing three excellent meals every day for the protesters and word has gotten around among the homeless and professional bums that the way to get a good free meal is to go to Zuccotti Park. So the volunteer cooks got angry and demanded that something be done to keep “those sorts of people” from taking all the food. The irony of the situation seems to have escaped them.
After taking their complaints to the “general assembly” of the protest, the kitchen staff decided to serve nothing but bland and unappealing food for three days — during which time they would provide directions to local soup kitchens in order to get rid of the poor undesirables who are trying to help themselves to food from the community pot.
Assassin or patsy? How can you trust any of the players in this case?
If you want to win a chess match, you have to play chess, not lecture the other players
If we keep waiting for perfection, we’ll always keep traveling alone
I still feel shame for wanting to pursue the desires of my heart
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What if repairing my worst flaw meant losing my greatest power?
Fallen world keeps bruising me, but I still believe love will win
I choose love over hate, because the author of the story’s not done