Since last week’s funnies were all about cats, I’m giving equal time to the dogs today. Of course, the dogs in the audience aren’t likely to hear a word I’m saying, because what we say and what they hear have little to do with one another.
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

Sad, but true: Neither Ron Paul nor any libertarian has chance to win
California pays $205,075 to move shrub that typically sells for $16
Why do we paint ourselves into joyless corners with no way out?
Money is a tool, and it’s useless without motivation and vision
Healthy partner will always ask, ‘Who do you really want to be?’
Search for new partner leaves me wondering where she’s waiting
Who needs due process? Kangaroo court gets power to kill citizens
Socialists miss simple truth that serving others will create wealth
For me, money always comes best when I’m pursuing higher purpose