The problems we face in 2012 are serious. Our children are counting on us to make the right choice for everyone. Yes, my friends, it can only mean one thing. Vote iPhone in 2012.
Many people remember the “bad old days” when we all chose our own phones. It was an inefficient world of competing brands and models — which just confused everyone. In these more enlightened times, we understand that it’s more efficient and fair for everyone to buy the same model. Even though we’re not seeing the predicted cost efficiencies so far, we’re confident that it’s just a matter of time before costs come down. Obviously, prices would have gone even higher if the Phone Unification Act hadn’t passed. This has been a godsend for the consumer.
There are still some selfish people who claim they should be able to buy what they want, without caring what their neighbors and fellow countrymen want. Thankfully, those self-styled individualists are dying out, probably because they’re too selfish to get anyone else to put up with them. Most people now understand that standardizing on one model is the only fair way.
AUDIO: We rarely realize we’re wasting our lives ’til it’s too late
Happy birthday to the monkeys; we’re marking two years today
When we sell Jesus like soap, maybe we’re spiritually bankrupt
The more I understand humans, the less I believe we’ll ever all get along
AUDIO: Spark between two hearts can be beautiful mystery of love
Little girl’s face and colorful sky have power to pierce my heart
Lesson for McCain’s ’08 voters: The lesser of two evils is still evil
Appeals to ‘common sense’ are frequently excuses to avoid thinking