When I first saw the tweet, I was pretty sure it was a joke. Police in England have been making a big deal of “getting weapons off the street” for years now, so they tweet photos of weapons they’ve confiscated.
But surely this photo was a joke. Right?
“These items were found during a #weaponSweep near #MackworthHouse #AugustasSt during #OpSceptre,” said the tweet from police in the Regent’s Park area of London. “Safely disposed and taken off the streets.”
But it was a real tweet from real police in London. It appeared that someone had frisked a local handyman or janitor and stolen his tools.
I see two pairs of pliers, two small screwdrivers and a pair of scissors that would be at home in any office desk. The remaining item might be a file of some sort, but I can’t tell for sure. I just know it’s bizarre to consider these common tools to be weapons — and it shows the end result of a world which tries to use force to eliminate risk.

What was I when I was a child? I’m still that same person today
From hole I’ve fallen into today, world is a very alienating place
$22,600 for a library router for four users? No wonder states are broke
They didn’t seem like people I would like. I was walking down a long aisle at Walmart behind a couple and a boy who I assume was their son. They were snapping at each other about some disagreement.
The gifts we give children shape them and reveal what we expect of them
How would we see the gang war in Texas if the faces had been black?
OK, morons, we’ll finally admit it: We really are smarter than you
Will you sell more days of your life
FRIDAY FUNNIES
Does mainstream schooling model bring out the worst in teen-agers?