If you’re allergic to bad grammar and poor word usage, you have to be very careful who you hang out with, because it can be dangerous. (In fairness, though, I should point out that there’s a missing comma in the last frame, but maybe the victim is too sick to realize it.)
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

Existing biases dictate how you see grand jury decision in Ferguson, Mo.
We all see bits and pieces of reality; not a one of us sees whole picture
At times, we have to just wait for the day when we’ll see the fruit
Are government employee unions making the rest of us unsafe?
Why keep playing a game that’s impossible for you to win?
Homeless man on a cold night leaves me with hard questions
Modern life doesn’t have to be as complicated as we try to make it
Uh, oh: For first time since ’45, U.S. job growth was zero last month