In order to show how much they care, the folks in the White House have set up a website for people to make petitions about issues they care about. What the politicians didn’t count on was someone using their system to satirize how vapid and condescending the actual responses are.
Any sane and realistic person knows that the administration doesn’t care how many petitions you sign. (It’s not just this one, of course. No administration cares about petitions, contrary to what many people assume.) It’s only interested in how many votes you can deliver and how many dollars you can give.
For the rest of us, they’re just interested in placating us. They’ll pretend to listen. They’ll write boilerplate responses. They might even promise a pony sometimes. But it’s not going to change reality.
The White House petition system is for PR purposes, pure and simple. We all know that. And when politicians go through the motions of pretending to take us seriously, it’s condescending. So here’s a petition that I hope you’ll actually consider signing:
Love & Hope — Episode 13:
The love we give abandoned animals can actually rescue us
Narcissistic abuse often leaves victims feeling alone in the world

Father who I saw as Mr. Morality turned out to be a liar and a thief
If you have a good enough reason, you’ll leave your addiction behind
Creative process can be very ugly, but I need to share mine with you
FRIDAY FUNNIES
In spite of the ridiculous imagery, I still want to rescue my princess
‘Citizen of the world’? Better to be sovereign than citizen of anywhere