Have you ever had a hankering to run for president? Well, now you can do it — for just $99.
It’s sort of like trying out for American Idol, it seems. You don’t have to be able to sing, though. You just need a platform and $99 entry fee. The finalists are going to compete on national television — just like American Idol.
I don’t think it’s a gag. It seems like a real effort to get people to plunk down money. But I find myself thinking that someone must’ve dreamed this scheme up while watching “Idiocracy.”
FRIDAY FUNNIES
Schools’ one-size-fits-all rules are just excuse not to use judgement
We’re often oblivious to what matters in life until it’s too late
Brush with high-speed blowout leaves me thinking about death
Do you obey petty rules? Or do you fight The Man in hopes of change?
‘Self government’ means you govern yourself, not obey your neighbors
You always need enough money that you can quit when it’s time
Romantic interest no easier now than it was for me in sixth grade
Will you sell more days of your life