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Idiots in Congress haven’t heard of ‘law of unintended consequences’

By David McElroy · October 6, 2011

I have to admit that I don’t like banks. Their persnickety rules and condescending attitudes have irritated me over the years in more ways than I can list here. So this might be the first time that I’ve ever been forced to defend a bank. Well, sort of, anyway.

You might have heard the news that Bank of America is instituting a $5-per-month charge for customers using its debit card. When I first heard this, I was outraged, because I knew that the banks were compensated by getting a small slice of each transaction the card is used for. What I didn’t realize at first, though, is that Congress just intervened in the market to cut that fee almost in half, taking away a big chunk of revenue for the banks.

Previously, every time you used your debit card, the bank received a fee from the merchant of 44 cents for handling the transaction. But in an amendment to the Dodd-Frank financial law, Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Ill.) got that fee cut to 24 cents per swipe. In one giant bite, banks had their income from their debit card operations slashed by roughly 45 percent.

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Bernanke: Recovery ‘faltering,’ so let’s do more of what hasn’t worked

By David McElroy · October 6, 2011

Even though politicians like to pretend otherwise, there is no economic recovery going on. It’s pure fiction. No matter how much money Ben Bernanke shoves out the door of his helicopter, all the king’s horses and all the king’s men haven’t been able to put the economy together again.

Instead of facing the reality that what the Fed has been doing for the past few years can’t work and won’t work, Bernanke told Congress this week that the Fed is ready and willing to intervene yet again. He vaguely warned, though, that the Fed can’t do everything:

“Fostering healthy growth and job creation is a shared responsibility of all economic policymakers, in close cooperation with the private sector,” Bernanke said.

In other words, we need a new Five Year Plan, comrades.

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Apple’s Steve Jobs is dead

By David McElroy · October 5, 2011

Apple announced this evening that Steve Jobs is dead. He was perhaps the greatest business leader of our age, and he was a visionary who lived long enough to see much of his vision come to life. He was a hero for me and for many others. He died at the age of 56.

I think this is a good time to listen again to the commencement speech that Jobs made six years ago at Stanford University. In it, he talks about his life and the ways in which he saw things differently after his health problems started. It’s just 15 minutes. It’s worth watching. A quote from that speech that’s even more poignant than it was at the time. We all need to remember this:

‎”Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure — these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.”

I’ve already written extensively about Jobs when he recently retired as CEO. I’m going to miss having someone around who I greatly admired.

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It turns out that the radical far left has been training “Antifa cats” to sabotage anything important to Donald Trump. Everything he did was perfect. Honest. It was all the cats’ fault. Arrest all the cats! This is the latest of my ridiculous satirical shorts. Please go watch it. Then “like” it and subscribe. Please. I’m begging you. (Too much?) Although a couple of the previous videos have had views in the hundreds, most have still been seen by fewer than 20 people. So I seem to be having trouble letting people know that page exists.

Here’s the latest of my ridiculous parody shorts. It crossed my mind Tuesday to wonder what a slick and fast-talking car dealer might do right now to try to turn the high price of gasoline to his advantage. So I conceived of a fat and lovable character who tried to sell cars that don’t use any fuel — and then I started wondering if it would be funnier if all the characters were felines. Designing the King Cashpaw character took about four hours, but the rest took only another four hours, so this was a relatively quick piece that virtually wrote itself. I know it’s almost impossible for these parody videos to find a larger audience, but at least they amuse me — and there are 19 of them on my YouTube page now. The first few were very limited, but they’re getting more complex.

The Republican Party is dead. It still exists in name, of course, but it’s nothing but a shell. All that’s left are idiots and stooges and con men of the MAGA party. When Donald Trump is gone — which won’t be long — those populist idiots and pragmatic fools will have no one to follow. Democrats will thrive. They will take more power than ever and they will push the federal government further to the radical far left than ever. When that happens, don’t just blame Trump if you’re a conservative. Blame every person who has claimed to be a conservative and has given up on principles, character and everything else that Republicans once claimed to stand for. As someone who worked as a GOP political consultant for many years, this is disgusting and disturbing to me. Those who have enabled Trump to have almost unchecked power are going to be shocked when they see what they will unleash in the long run. It’s been plain all along what this narcissistic con man is. It’s your fault that you chose to pretend not to see what he really is.

We are ruled by the dumbest and most incompetent people among us — and we have a system which allows stupid and irresponsible people to force the costs of their idiocy onto smarter and wiser people. Can we get away with that? Yes, for quite some time. But we eventually reach a point at which the dumbest of the dumb — who are habitual liars and mentally ill fools — lead us to the disasters and destruction that some of us have seen coming for years. We are approaching that point. And yet most of the idiots around us still wave their rhetorical banners of support for the evil people who are leading us to ruin — and all of them point their fingers at someone else, never noticing that their own enthusiastic support of evil is to blame. When things finally fall apart, blame yourself for your blindness to the evil, not whoever happens to be in power when it happens.

I’ve been making some changes to the site lately and there are more changes coming in the days ahead, so don’t be surprised if you some small differences. This is not a wholesale redesign, but rather the addition of some features. Since they’re smarter than I am, I’ve put Oliver and Alex in charge of the technical work, which you can see in this action photo from the control room of our media complex. I recently added a series of landing pages for readers who randomly discover the site from an Internet search. I’ve also changed the YouTube link at the top of the page to go to the new YouTube channel for video essays that reflect things I’ve already published here. (Here’s a little bit about both of the YouTube channels I’m working on.) In addition, I’m trying to move away from using Instagram, so I’m experimenting with photo plug-ins that will eventually allow me to host the pictures — cats, dogs, sunsets, whatever — that I often take. So don’t be surprised to see more changes. Thanks for your patience. Let’s hope Alex and Oliver know what they’re doing.

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