When I first saw the tweet, I was pretty sure it was a joke. Police in England have been making a big deal of “getting weapons off the street” for years now, so they tweet photos of weapons they’ve confiscated.
But surely this photo was a joke. Right?
“These items were found during a #weaponSweep near #MackworthHouse #AugustasSt during #OpSceptre,” said the tweet from police in the Regent’s Park area of London. “Safely disposed and taken off the streets.”
But it was a real tweet from real police in London. It appeared that someone had frisked a local handyman or janitor and stolen his tools.
I see two pairs of pliers, two small screwdrivers and a pair of scissors that would be at home in any office desk. The remaining item might be a file of some sort, but I can’t tell for sure. I just know it’s bizarre to consider these common tools to be weapons — and it shows the end result of a world which tries to use force to eliminate risk.

The more nutty a preacher becomes, the more rabid some supporters are
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Years later, my heart still fears hearing, ‘Who moved my belt?!’
They didn’t seem like people I would like. I was walking down a long aisle at Walmart behind a couple and a boy who I assume was their son. They were snapping at each other about some disagreement.
We repeat what we fail to repair, so I keep re-learning old lessons
Do you believe you’re free? Slavery by any other name is still slavery
Becoming conscious of life choices means start of whole new struggle
I didn’t realize this until tonight, but I have been needing to cry
We’re all going to die, but what do you want to do before you die?