Have you ever had a hankering to run for president? Well, now you can do it — for just $99.
It’s sort of like trying out for American Idol, it seems. You don’t have to be able to sing, though. You just need a platform and $99 entry fee. The finalists are going to compete on national television — just like American Idol.
I don’t think it’s a gag. It seems like a real effort to get people to plunk down money. But I find myself thinking that someone must’ve dreamed this scheme up while watching “Idiocracy.”
There are more of us than ever, so why do many of us feel so alone?
To stay sane and fight life’s battles, we aliens need places of sanctuary
Reading through hundreds of my old articles has been unsettling
As nightmares plague my friends, I’m grateful mine have subsided
If you start sharing your abuse, some will tell you to ‘get over it’
FRIDAY FUNNIES
The advice people need is rarely what they’re expecting to hear
What do we prove with huge houses we can’t afford to pay for or even fill?