It’s been almost eight years since the nation was subjected to a full nine-sixtheeth of a second of Janet Jackson’s bare breast on television — and the evil perps still haven’t paid a price. Sodom and Gomorrah are clearly just around the corner.
The U.S. Federal Communications Commission fined CBS $55,000 for the brief “wardrobe malfunction” when part of Jackson’s costume slid open during a live Super Bowl performance. A long legal battle has ensued over whether the FCC had the legal power to do this, and a federal appeals court ruled this week that the decision was arbitrary.
The outcry from advocates for “decency” was swift and heartfelt:
“Today’s ruling reaches the level of judicial stupidity and is a sucker-punch to families everywhere,” said Tim Winter, president of the Parents Television Council.
I don’t know about you, but I don’t feel sucker-punched. I just feel as though a bunch of people with nothing better to do are still pursuing something that would have been best forgotten by the day after the day it happened.

FRIDAY FUNNIES (for Christmas)
Petty politics as usual just might be Chris Christie’s bridge to obscurity
Great men who change the world rarely look impressive from start
When you compromise principles, you soon won’t recognize yourself
The ‘man in the mirror’ always turns out to be our worst enemy
The more I understand humans, the less I really comprehend us
Certainty leaves us unwilling to change beliefs when we’re wrong
What will you do when ‘electing the right people’ doesn’t change things?