If you’re allergic to bad grammar and poor word usage, you have to be very careful who you hang out with, because it can be dangerous. (In fairness, though, I should point out that there’s a missing comma in the last frame, but maybe the victim is too sick to realize it.)
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

Shame almost got me fired — and shame still haunts me years later
If you beg someone to make you his priority, you hurt yourself
Achievement or scam? Designer invents perfume you can’t smell
False dichotomy: Your choice isn’t coercive state vs. lawlessness
Dear FBI, NSA and all three-letter agencies: ‘We don’t trust you guys’
Snapshots of hurting people and broken families, but no resolutions
Left’s refusal to criticize Obama because he’s black is simply racist
Goodbye, Mother