If you’re allergic to bad grammar and poor word usage, you have to be very careful who you hang out with, because it can be dangerous. (In fairness, though, I should point out that there’s a missing comma in the last frame, but maybe the victim is too sick to realize it.)
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

Smart people will flee big cities before death, disease take over
These aren’t revolutionaries; they’re nothing but thugs and looters
Plans change and people hurt us, but we often need to start over
Authenticity the only path that connects us to people we need
Want to change your life forever? Pursue growth with your partner
They’re just images of past love, but I can’t make them go away
Why did we slowly let them strip our neighborhoods of most trees?
THE McELROY ZOO: Meet Thomas, the aloof loner of my menagerie