When William showed up about 13 years ago, he was an amazingly confident kitten. He had been wandering the neighborhood for days when my ex-wife brought him inside and declared that someone had to take care of this little guy.
He was tiny then, but he was already a lion in his own mind. He walked right up to the older cats in the household and let them know there was a new sheriff in town. His dominant and fearless attitude earned him the name of William — after William the Conqueror.
There’s little he won’t get into. He has talented paws that are especially suited to opening drawers. Since he enjoys finding soft clothes to sleep on, he has a long habit of opening drawers and setting up shop on top of the clothes for a long nap. Here’s an example of his handiwork. He always jumps up and looks innocent after he’s been caught.

I’m still the kid who might burn your clubhouse if you cross me
Money isn’t evil, but obsession with it brings out worst in us
She says she’ll always love me, but she didn’t say who she was
I’ve lost all interest in begging anyone to fix the political system
Can I reconnect with inner child who saw the world differently?
FRIDAY FUNNIES
Spoiled brat sues White Castle because he can’t fit into a booth
We’re more like other animals than we like to admit to anyone