If you’re allergic to bad grammar and poor word usage, you have to be very careful who you hang out with, because it can be dangerous. (In fairness, though, I should point out that there’s a missing comma in the last frame, but maybe the victim is too sick to realize it.)
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

Future reality starts in what we believe inside about who we are
Here’s a hot news flash: State ‘industrial policy’ still doesn’t work
ABC execs’ desire to delay interview shows misunderstanding of their job
Out-of-touch Keynesians still think ‘digging ditches’ is a good idea
Without community, we no longer know each other, in life or death
Intense emotions let me feel alive — but hurt comes along with joy
New Star Trek film is reminder that adults aren’t running Hollywood
Gingrich threatens to skip debates if he can’t dictate audience rules