If you’re allergic to bad grammar and poor word usage, you have to be very careful who you hang out with, because it can be dangerous. (In fairness, though, I should point out that there’s a missing comma in the last frame, but maybe the victim is too sick to realize it.)
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

How can a child process seeing his mother trying to stab father?
Some people hate their enemies so badly that fairness doesn’t matter
Dems, GOP name Charlotte Clinton and future Bush baby for 2056
Should a rational person question orthodox assumptions on climate?
EU says it might block people from getting their own money from banks
Could we solve tough problems if we didn’t know they’re difficult?
We’re more like other animals than we like to admit to anyone
National LP official: ‘It’s gotta be Romney, there is no choice’
FRIDAY FUNNIES