Since last week’s funnies were all about cats, I’m giving equal time to the dogs today. Of course, the dogs in the audience aren’t likely to hear a word I’m saying, because what we say and what they hear have little to do with one another.
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

We find meaning in responsibility, not in pursuit of empty pleasures
2-day-old baby reminds me that miracles still happen every day
Parent has to realize a child isn’t just miniature version of himself
To become a ‘runaway slave,’ you have to free your own thoughts
Time and maturity have changed
This is my private confessional; the truths I write often scare me
Why do American Christians impose political beliefs on God?
Envy drives hatred for wealthy, but I want to earn my riches
Why do Birmingham taxpayers give $500,000 yearly to college sports?