If you’re allergic to bad grammar and poor word usage, you have to be very careful who you hang out with, because it can be dangerous. (In fairness, though, I should point out that there’s a missing comma in the last frame, but maybe the victim is too sick to realize it.)
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

The real crime is how CNN is trying to manipulate what you believe
Without growth on similar paths, two people drift apart, love dies
Counting on the status quo? Do you have a plan in case things collapse?
What’s your goal? Do you want to blow off steam or find solutions?
Dead things must be cleared away before rebirth has chance to come
In cold and dehumanized culture, many yearn to feel human again
Hospital’s five-year fight to move shows health care isn’t free market
FRIDAY FUNNIES
I’m no longer a sharecropper working on a digital plantation