When I was younger, one of my neighbors came over and said he had something important to talk about.
“I have good news,” he said as he waved a piece of paper. “I’ve just signed the neighborhood constitution. It’s going to keep you safe and free. You’re not going to have to worry about a thing, because I’m going to take care of you. Best of all, I’m protecting you against attacks from space aliens.”
I’d never considered the notion that I needed to worry about being attacked by space aliens, but the more I thought about it, well, it seemed like a good idea to have someone protect me from them. And Mr. Madison seemed so sincere, so I figured he must be right.
Not much changed at first. I went on living my life and kept to myself. Every now and then Mr. Madison would tell me that I needed to change something about my house or my yard, but it was no big deal. Mostly I was relieved because the aliens hadn’t attacked.
Mr. Madison couldn’t do all of the protecting and ordering himself, so he deputized members of his family to help out. He only appointed the best, of course, so they had my best interests at heart. That’s what they told me, anyway.

How terrified would your child self have been of your current adult life?
My father’s narcissistic abuse led to my mother’s attempt to kill him
Your motivations tell me more about you than your actions do
Sad husband: ‘My beautiful wife is dying; I’m so sad I can’t sleep’
Does the delusion that most people agree with us explain the appeal of majoritarian systems?
Experience with God taught me that my theology was too small
Why are churches only talking about freedom as it relates to abortion?
Dying Phelps’ anti-gay cult is vile and wrong, but I don’t hate him