If you’re allergic to bad grammar and poor word usage, you have to be very careful who you hang out with, because it can be dangerous. (In fairness, though, I should point out that there’s a missing comma in the last frame, but maybe the victim is too sick to realize it.)
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

Search for ‘more’ can leave us craving what we haven’t found
Christmas tree ‘promotion fee’ is just another hidden tax on consumers
Trendy ‘anti-racists’ don’t realize they’ve been conned by Marxists
Meet the website developer who saved my failing redesign process
Two sets of rules: One for the public and a very different set for police
I choose love over hate, because the author of the story’s not done
Photo assignment in dimly lit gym kickstarted my love for basketball
UPDATE: Judge drops charges against Diane Tran; $100,000 raised
Before you can rescue other folks, you have to learn to save yourself